Random thought...

As you probably know by now, I think about the dumbest shit on a regular basis. Keeping with this theme, I was zoned out today at work when it hit me:

A retarded, blind, deaf, half black, half Cherokee female in a wheelchair who makes pretty decent grades and comes from a low income, inner city family would probably qualify for every scholarship under the sun.

Talk about some fucking opportunity. She would have no excuse to not be a nuclear physicist or president of the Motts Apple Juice Corporation.